NGHHHHHHHHHH YOUUUUU!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH. LOYAL… SUBJECTS. I HAVE NOT UPDATED IN QUITE SOME TIME. FOR THAT I … NGHHH. EARLS DO NOT APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!! IF YOU WERE EXPECTING SOME KIND OF AN APOLOGY, SIXTY YEARS DUNGEON.

BUT.

I WILL BE UPDATING SOON. SEND ME YOUR QUESTIONS OR DUNGEON. I WILL ANSWER ALL OF THEM, UNLESS YOU ARE TOO YOUNG.

(BUT THEN I WILL ANSWER THEM ANYWAY. AS I AM ROYAL AND YOU ARE SERVILE.)

nepisthebestkitty asked: Hey Earl! How did you spent your New Years Eve? Did you drink a lot of dry champaign? It’s too sour for me, but I suppose that you probably like sour stuff, don’t you? Happy New Year!

chenisthebestkitty:

asklemongrab:

…I JUST… WATCHED SOME, NNGH, OLD HOME MOVIES…

EARL: Nnggh… Well. You ARE wearing an acceptable hat. … Oh. Sure, why not.
AND I AM NOT CRYING. ..YOU’RE HEAVY. SIX HOURS TELEVISION. NO SNACKS. Okay maybe snacks. 

lemongrabfan25 asked: Dear Lemongrab <3 You are the best & yo totally don't smell like dog buns <3 <3 <3

kamenzero asked: Can you shake your little tush on the catwalk? On the catwalk, yeah? As you shake your little tush on the catwalk?

offshore-humping asked: Lemongrab is there a special lemon someone in your life?

popmylolli asked: Do you happen to be fond of Princess Bubblegum? What are your thoughts on her?

quietcataclysm asked: It was perfect, beautiful. Thank you <33

(And thank -you-!)

chenisthebestkitty asked: Hey Earl! How did you spent your New Years Eve? Did you drink a lot of dry champaign? It's too sour for me, but I suppose that you probably like sour stuff, don't you? Happy New Year!

…I JUST… WATCHED SOME, NNGH, OLD HOME MOVIES…