A message from kamenzero
My dear Earl of Lemongrab, your people have missed you! In celebration of your triumphant return, we have prepared for you a royal parade in your honor! There shall be balloons and floats and dancers and food and -everything- shall don your Earlness' likeness!

A message from kamenzero
Can you shake your little tush on the catwalk? On the catwalk, yeah? As you shake your little tush on the catwalk?

A message from kamenzero
What if you were a lime instead?