My dear Earl of Lemongrab, your people have missed you! In celebration of your triumphant return, we have prepared for you a royal parade in your honor! There shall be balloons and floats and dancers and food and -everything- shall don your Earlness' likeness!

Can you shake your little tush on the catwalk? On the catwalk, yeah? As you shake your little tush on the catwalk?

What if you were a lime instead?