A message from lemongrabfan25
I feel like nothing was real until I met you. I feel that we connect, and I really get you. If I said "You're a beautiful earl," would it upset you? Because the way you look tonight- silhouetted, I'll never forget it. Oh, oh, Lemongrab... your scream has touched my heart. Oh, oh, Lemongrab... I won't let anything keep us apart! I WON'T LET ANYTHING KEEP US APAAART!!!!1!!!!

A message from lemongrabfan25
Have you ever had the freezer-burn flu?

A message from kamenzero
My dear Earl of Lemongrab, your people have missed you! In celebration of your triumphant return, we have prepared for you a royal parade in your honor! There shall be balloons and floats and dancers and food and -everything- shall don your Earlness' likeness!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH. LOYAL… SUBJECTS. I HAVE NOT UPDATED IN QUITE SOME TIME. FOR THAT I … NGHHH. EARLS DO NOT APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!! IF YOU WERE EXPECTING SOME KIND OF AN APOLOGY, SIXTY YEARS DUNGEON.

BUT.

I WILL BE UPDATING SOON. SEND ME YOUR QUESTIONS OR DUNGEON. I WILL ANSWER ALL OF THEM, UNLESS YOU ARE TOO YOUNG.

(BUT THEN I WILL ANSWER THEM ANYWAY. AS I AM ROYAL AND YOU ARE SERVILE.)

nepisthebestkitty asked: Hey Earl! How did you spent your New Years Eve? Did you drink a lot of dry champaign? It’s too sour for me, but I suppose that you probably like sour stuff, don’t you? Happy New Year!

chenisthebestkitty:

asklemongrab:

…I JUST… WATCHED SOME, NNGH, OLD HOME MOVIES…

EARL: Nnggh… Well. You ARE wearing an acceptable hat. … Oh. Sure, why not.
AND I AM NOT CRYING. ..YOU’RE HEAVY. SIX HOURS TELEVISION. NO SNACKS. Okay maybe snacks. 

A message from lemongrabfan25
Dear Lemongrab <3 You are the best & yo totally don't smell like dog buns <3 <3 <3

A message from kamenzero
Can you shake your little tush on the catwalk? On the catwalk, yeah? As you shake your little tush on the catwalk?

A message from offshore-humping
Lemongrab is there a special lemon someone in your life?

A message from popmylolli
Do you happen to be fond of Princess Bubblegum? What are your thoughts on her?

A message from chenisthebestkitty
Hey Earl! How did you spent your New Years Eve? Did you drink a lot of dry champaign? It's too sour for me, but I suppose that you probably like sour stuff, don't you? Happy New Year!

…I JUST… WATCHED SOME, NNGH, OLD HOME MOVIES…